Texas zoo will let you name a cockroach after an ex for Valentine’s Day

(CNN)– If you are not celebrating love this Valentine’s Day here are some options to honor an ex.

For a $10 donation to the Fort Worth Zoo in Texas, the zoo will dedicate a pound of poop to the crappy person of your choice.

A third-party company will transform the excrement into compost.

You will be emailed a special certificate for your donation to the ‘Doo some good campaign‘.

For donations starting at just $5 the San Antonio Zoo in Texas will name a cockroach, rodent, or vegetable after an ex and feed it to a zoo animal.