Vultures dumpster diving get too drunk to fly

(Facebook) — Let’s go back. waaaaay back. let’s say college. A nice Saturday night out at the bars. and you and i both knowww that all you want is a slice of pizza the size of your head or a heavy heavy breakfast,  so i’ve heard.

Well these two vultures went dumpster diving and found something a little too fermented… causing them to get a little too turnt. …or severely intoxicated. yes, they were too drunk to fly.

All they needed was to be tucked in and given some IHop.The vultures were released back into the wild and successfully rejoined their colony. Remember, your cocktail fruit that ends up in a dumpster can end up intoxicating wildlife if the dumpster is not kept closed. Just keep that in mind.